What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 14:27
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.